Step one: suggest a rendezvous
Step two: she accepts the proposal
Step three: buy a plane ticket
Step four: get on the fucking plane
Step five: arrive in the Pacific Northwest
Step six: the woman picks you up, be sure to have at least one long stem rose in hand
Step seven: she takes you back to her upscale downtown apartment
Step eight: before long allow yourself to be pulled into a long embrace, followed by a passionate kiss
Step nine: fall back in love with her while simultaneously making love to her
Step ten: proceed to enjoy the greatest weekend of your life, be sure to take plenty of mental photographs and note you will be intoxicated just as if you were on a psychotropic/mind altering drug, and you better believe the come down will be fucking intense
Step eleven: tell her goodbye while literally and figuratively kissing her goodbye
Step twelve: get back on the fucking plane
Step thirteen: fly the fuck home
Step fourteen: do whatever necessary to let her go
credits
from Post Biff,
track released December 31, 2015
Dave Peterson, Joe Dandurand
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